Once, long ago before the days of caller ID, the phone rang and when I answered, a man said, "Lady, I used my last quarter to call my wife and dialed the wrong number." I offered to call her for him. He gave me the number and I dialed up.
"Your husband wants you to call him at work," I said, "He used his last quarter and got a wrong number."
"And WHO is THIS?" she asked in that voice reserved for pond scum and 'the other woman' and such.
"Wrong number," I said and hung up quickly.
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